Is Michelle Obama a human or is she made of cake?
This past Friday, I entered Orange Liquor with the usual goal in mind: buy a pack of raspberry Smirnoff Ices for a little pregame with my girls.
So that’s why the meathead next to me in Econ 202 was wearing a speedo in class…
Finally, the voice inside your head (that your therapist tells you not to listen to) has been heard!
Sophia is excited to announce she will finally take the risk and move into her own $3000 one bedroom apartment in Bushwick.
Reagan has been shot, although this time with a different type of bullet.
Yooooo Jerry do a flip!!!!!!!
John Cassian, a staunch Catholic and ghost stuck in purgatory in Smith Hall room 206, refuses to ‘go into the light’ for fear of going to Hell.
As an Instagram-based climate activist, I’m all about saving the turtles, just not when it’s this fucking ugly.
Josh Smith had been using the “My Grandma died” email as a surefire way to get out of class for years.
Looking for more ways to contribute to your glorified eating disorder?
“The Fiji party was supposed to be 1920’s prohibition era themed so I was a little confused by all the sand”
Finally, the voice inside your head (that your therapist tells you not to listen to) has been heard!
Editors’ Letters
Just found out Chapman is nothing like the real world… what the fuck
Stop making your DD take you to Albertacos
Well isn’t that the kind of story that warms your heart, star Panther quarterback Doug Tatum has begun dating some lame nerd chick named Lisa or something fuckin weird like that.
the best place to find molly is in the second floor bathroom of smith hall