Sophia is excited to announce she will finally take the risk and move into her own $3000 one bedroom apartment in Bushwick.

Reagan has been shot, although this time with a different type of bullet.

Bluestone Lane and bitches

What is one piece of advice you’d give your younger self?

John Cassian, a staunch Catholic and ghost stuck in purgatory in Smith Hall room 206, refuses to ‘go into the light’ for fear of going to Hell.

As an Instagram-based climate activist, I’m all about saving the turtles, just not when it’s this fucking ugly.

Josh Smith had been using the “My Grandma died” email as a surefire way to get out of class for years.

Chapman should have less housing, probably.