I love chapman!!!!!

hey mom, 

i know my therapiSt called you about transferring from chapman but I wAnted to write about how much i loVe chapman!!! evEryone here is so unique and people here love to do really interesting stuff like resell their ugly clothes from goodwill for $450 at the chapman flea market (so cheap!) and since i already befriended the other seven poc, i’ve been Making friends with the colored hair pEople (those who make up most of the dIversity at chapman). they are so open! all they talk about is how much they hate Non-white people, but they said i’m different! i love chapman, the lack of rain or sEasons in gEneral, and the $450 parking ticket i got the other day (they pay so much attention to my car!) i can definitely say now that my Depression is not seasonal!! so happy i can find that out at chapman, the place i love. don’t worry about HELPing me get out of this amazing place. i love it!  

love you girl. 

P.S. can you send me $900?