Hello virgins and nerds,
The time has come for me to say my final little goodbye, which I know will be heartbreaking for all of my adoring fans. Shockingly, they are letting me graduate even though I am the most beautiful person who goes here and school rankings in terms of it girl factor will drop drastically once I depart.
Here is the thing and I am going to be genuine here—I need to thank you all for reading our work each month, you have made this the best part of college for me (I will admit when I love when people come up to me in the bars and ask if I am editor bc celeb alert!) Thank you for letting me write actual insane, often overly sexual, rambles that are often extremely pointed at the people I know or at administration. Thank you to the entire Kumquat team for dealing with me, we have the best little writer’s room that has been so much more accepting than a lot of the really male dominated rooms I’ve been in where I was told I wasn’t enough. Thank you to the founders for trusting me with this job :)
That is all from me, smooch smooch uggos!
Xoxo,
Hot Girl Editor
