This past Friday, I entered Orange Liquor with the usual goal in mind: buy a pack of raspberry Smirnoff Ices for a little pregame with my girls.
I approached the counter with my haul when I realized I didn’t have my fake. I told the cashier I forgot it, and he leaned in and whispered, “That’s okay. I have something special for you in the back.”
I’m not sure what came over me, but I followed him. He took me into the backroom and suddenly his patchy mustache became a snout. His oblong ears became antlers. What stood before me now was an elk, older than the very ground we stood on.
He opened an old wooden door that had appeared on the back wall. What lay beyond was a City of One Thousand Lights that sprawled as far as the eye could see. A feeling began to form in my stomach that I had never felt before.
“Welcome to Agartha. We’ve awaited your return,” he said.
I was home.
Anyways, what’s the move for Saturday? I heard Delts is throwing at Collins but idk, maybe I should stay in.
