Former dean of Chapman’s Fowler Law School, former advisor and defendant for former President Donald Trump, and soon-to-be former lawyer John C. Eastman surrendered to his arrest on Tuesday, August 22nd due to his involvement in the efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election results.
Described by students on Rate My Professor as “confused” and “seems out of it”, it comes as no surprise that the disgraced professor asked to be legally represented by someone “unpoisoned by [his] gross misunderstanding of the American legal system”.
“Under no circumstance will I allow anyone who passed through my classes to represent me,” Eastman said in a statement from behind bars in Fulton County Jail. “Get me one of those successful woke lawyers instead,” he continued, “Like Kim Kardashian.”
Former Chapman Law students are reportedly buying Law School for Dummies en masse and reaching out to “anyone with an Adobe subscription” to change their degree to be from a respected institution that would’ve fired Eastman after he incited the January 6th insurrection, such as anywhere else.
