Chapman Gym to Install Insecurity Stalls

Finally, the voice inside your head (that your therapist tells you not to listen to) has been heard! The Henley Gym will be implementing Insecurity Stalls before the semester ends. These stable-like divider structures will be placed around all the gym equipment as part of Chapman’s new mental health initiative, #WeRThinkingAboutYou (formerly #StopBeingSad). Insecurity Stalls will allow you to do things you always worry about, like wiping your sweat on your shirt, leaving after just 30 minutes, or when you put too much weight on that arm pulley machine and can’t lift it and then you just move to the identical one next to it that doesn’t have any weights on it, just the bar. Even better, you can finally stop worrying about the four girls next to you doing 12-3-30 without reaching for their inhaler. You can use the stairmaster without being inches away from your disgusting reflection! And the best news, you can avoid seeing a single soul, because let’s be honest, nobody wants to see your fugly face anyways. #ThanksChapman!