“The Fiji party was supposed to be 1920’s prohibition era themed so I was a little confused by all the sand” says Isabella Capes, sophomore, after approaching the beach in the exotic island nation. After downing lukewarm vodka in black tank tops and jeans, Isabella ordered an UberXL to Batavia for her and her roomies. Yet rather than enter the address, Isabella typed in “FIJI” and charged her Mom’s Paypal upwards of four-thousand dollars.“We thought it was a little expensive but you know gas prices are really bad right now” adds Isabella’s roommate, Viv Anderson. Neither her nor her roommates thought twice about the ride even after the driver dropped them at John Wayne. When they proceeded to board a Delta flight - mistaking the airline for a possible relationship to the fraternity Delts - the girls continued to express no concern. One day and fourteen hours later, the three dismayed partiers found themselves alone with no beer funnels or dead-eyed, handsy fraternity brothers in sight. “I’m giving the driver three stars. Not for bringing us to Fiji but because he asked about my day when I have ‘silence mode’ on in the app. Creep.” Says Capes. SafeRide declined to pick them up.
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