Sophia is excited to announce she will finally take the risk and move into her own $3000 one bedroom apartment in Bushwick.
Read MoreMale Student Busted for Busting on Reagan Bust
Reagan has been shot, although this time with a different type of bullet.
Read MoreBluestone Lane is for the Boys
Bluestone Lane and bitches
Read MoreSenior Advice for the Incoming Freshman
What is one piece of advice you’d give your younger self?
Read MoreSAD: Graduates Miss Jerry Price’s Backflip After Getting Distracted By Loud Plane
Yooooo Jerry do a flip!!!!!!!
Read MoreSmith Hall’s Masturbating Ghost: Great Metaphor for Graduating
John Cassian, a staunch Catholic and ghost stuck in purgatory in Smith Hall room 206, refuses to ‘go into the light’ for fear of going to Hell.
Read MoreOPINION: End Drought-Resistant Landscaping
As an Instagram-based climate activist, I’m all about saving the turtles, just not when it’s this fucking ugly.
Read MoreGrandma’s Actual Death Limits Future Absence Potential
Josh Smith had been using the “My Grandma died” email as a surefire way to get out of class for years.
Read MoreStudent Claims K-Apartment, Citing “Squatters Rights”
Chapman should have less housing, probably.
Read MoreNew “Macro Friendly” Station Opens at the Caf
Looking for more ways to contribute to your glorified eating disorder?
Read MoreThree Girls Stranded In Fiji After Uber Takes Them To Actual Fiji
“The Fiji party was supposed to be 1920’s prohibition era themed so I was a little confused by all the sand”
Read MoreChapman Gym to Install Insecurity Stalls
Finally, the voice inside your head (that your therapist tells you not to listen to) has been heard!
Read MoreStop Texting Your Boyfriend In Class I’m In Love With Him Too Now
“What do you want from QDOBA, babe?” My heart skipped a beat.
Read MoreBreaking: Fetty Wap to be Hired as New Dean
Stephen Galloway will be stepping down on the first of next month and will be replaced by the artist of those three songs you know. Say hey what’s up hello to…the legendary Fetty Wap.
Read MoreNeighbor Threatens to File a Noise Complaint Unless He’s Invited to the Party
“Let me in on your little orgy or I’ll file a noise complaint.”
Read MoreNew Language Class Taught By Charlie Brown Teacher
Girl in 10AM Friday Class Really Wants Everyone to Know She Went Out Last Night
Noooooo one knows I’m still drunk from last night in my morning labbbbbbbbb. XP
Read MoreBrave Pioneers Needed To Settle Chapman Court
Hear ye! Hear ye! We have a proposition!
Read MoreDo You Feel Ugly or Are You Just a POC?
Confused and dazed? Struggling to feel normal? Having difficulty waking up and putting your boobs on? It's possible that you’re either super ugly or just a person of color at Chapman University.
Read MoreWilkinson celebrates grant of $20
Wilkinson College, the “heart and soul” of Chapman, excitedly announces “big things” this semester after receiving a generous donation of $20.
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