Wilkinson College, the “heart and soul” of Chapman, excitedly announces “big things” this semester after receiving a generous donation of $20, quadrupling the college’s prior budget for spring classes. “I’m rethinking my whole curriculum,” Dr. Dressell, professor of English Literature says. “I’m hoping to buy several sheets of paper so I can print a portion of The Scarlet Letter onto it,” she explains. “With this kind of money, we can finally afford to explore the public domain!”
Other professors look forward to their own allocation of finances. “I’m hoping to get together with a few other professors so we can go in on some more paint,” says art professor Dr. Gilbert. “I don’t want to be greedy, but we could really use another tube.”
And just who is the mysterious benefactor behind the bounty? “I found a $20 bill on the ground by Bruxie. Guess it fell out of my pocket and blew over to Memorial,” says Film Production senior Finn Coppola. “Can I go now? I’m late for my thesis meeting and I need to accept Dodge’s ‘White Man with Industry Parents Grant’ for $20k.”
