Kumquat reporter Kummy has stumbled upon top-secret news. Stephen Galloway will be stepping down on the first of next month and will be replaced by the artist of those three songs you know. Say hey what’s up hello to…the legendary Fetty Wap.
Kummy couldn’t stop wondering “When will he be mine?” Luckily, he saw Fetty, or Dean Wap, strut past him on the crosswalk. Luckily, he was able to press rewind (see that ass one more time) and get an exclusive interview. When asked about his career shift, Dean Wap said he is “excited” and “1738.” We’re unsure what that number means. Apparently, he has been manifesting this “dream job” since 2015, with the mantra “Baby, won’t you come my way?” In regards to changes, the Dean plans on replacing the toilet paper in the bathroom with hundred dollar bills and banning little dogs from the inside of the Dodge premises. When Kummy asked Galloway about losing the Dean position, he cried, “I want you to be mine again baby.” Clearly, he’s also a Fetty fan.
*P-Safe declined to comment on the Glock in his ‘Rari.
