Wilkinson College, the “heart and soul” of Chapman, excitedly announces “big things” this semester after receiving a generous donation of $20.
Read MoreSOS: DO NOT CLICK ON THE POLLS FOR THE PANTHER!
What began as harmless participation and Instagram story viewing led sophomore Vivienne Capes into a nightmare of epic proportions.
Read MoreFemale Student Devastated to Learn the Hooves Guy Calls Everyone “Sweetheart”
block and report @hoovesliquor ……….
Read MoreDodge Unveils Star for Alumni Who’s in “That One Show”
“We are thrilled to unveil a fourth star on our prestigious Walk of Fame for Janet, who plays girl number 3 in the new season of that one show about college kids!”
Read MoreHARROWING: RA gets Insane P*ssy
RA’s get one universal key and think they’re god or something
Read MoreStudent a “Nationally Recognized Scholar,” Says Unsolicited Letter from Credible Organization
Geordie MacMalton answers “What would you do if you were better than everybody else?”
Read MoreWhy I’ll allow myself to be penetrated by a Dodge King
It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m horny as FUCK.
Read MoreWhy is it so cold? And other questions the white writers have been thinking
Where does the wind come from?
Read MoreAn Open Letter to the AF Stairs
First off, your existence is chaos.
Read MoreRomantic Date Spots
Is there anything more romantic than fucking pandemonium?
Read MoreBlack Announcement
The Kumquat’s resident 1.6% back again.
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