My (19F) boyfriend (21M) was talking about how he was hanging out with some guy named Pete (?M) over interterm. I figured it was just one of his “Beta Buddies,”as he calls them. But soon enough, our texts became dry, our facetime calls were short, and worst of all, he ended our 127 day snap streak. I knew something was up. So I left my humble, five story, Los Altos mansion driving at a whopping 15 miles an hour all the way down the I-5 to Orange. I burst through his door to find not a boy, but a panther named Pete, getting the Beta Theta Pi till I Beta Theta Die special from the man I once loved. At first, I was heartbroken, but now, I am glad to have not one, but two new GBFs to watch Saltburn (2023) with and get our nails done (or paws, for that matter).
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