I always knew eugenics was the answer!
Read MoreRoommate ruins my life by quitting vaping
tbh this is so inconsiderate
Read MoreMasterclass Popularity Plummets Due to Lack of Famous People!
4th best film school? Not for long!
Read MoreChapman Wonders Why You All Expected Dorm Pool by Labor Day, After Saying it Would be Done by Labor Day.
So that’s why the meathead next to me in Econ 202 was wearing a speedo in class…
Read MoreJOHN EASTMAN ARRESTED: Requests competent lawyer, NOT a former student of his
Here’s Johnny!
Read MoreDodge Lobby Inspires Other Schools to Follow Suit!
where will the hanging spiderman go in leatherby?
Read MoreCharles C. Chapman Returns Via Cryochamber: New Policies to Come
uh he’s right behind me, isn’t he…
Read MoreNew Marquee Blows Up Power Grid
Have they tried turning it off and on again?
Read MoreNew Beckman Starbucks Speakeasy
Big news, the on-campus Starbucks is now slightly larger.
Read MoreThe Kumquat’s College Guide for Freshmen
Blaze is way, way better than Pizza Press.
Read MoreGirl So Tired After Driving to LA for Very Important Internship
Ugh, I can’t believe I even came out tonight! I’m so exhausted. The 405* was sooo clogged up on the way home.
Read MoreStruppa discovers lesbians, now taking action
I was feeling a little extra prideful upon discovering the existence of lesbians after watching Portrait of a Lady on Fire for the very first time.
Read MoreSummer Internships are Homophobic
shut up. SHUT UP. “I’m so excited to announce…” kys
Read MoreChapman on Merging Queer Studies and Women’s Studies: “Wait, the L in LGBTQ Doesn’t Stand for Ladies?”
L (Ladies) G (Gay boys) B (Bible) T (Tiktok) Q (Qunt) I (Incel) A (Agnostic) + (Whatever you want, baby ;))
Read MoreThat Could’ve Been Bad: Chapman’s Anti-Transgender Club is Apolitical
In a recent statement, an executive of Wokenouns, Chapman University’s fiercely controversial anti-transgender club, has clarified that the group is, in fact, apolitical.
Read MoreBREAKING: FRUIT NEWSPAPER NOT THAT FRUITY?? Cartoonist Speaks Out.
NO GAY BITCHES ON THE KUMQUAT.
Read MoreFrom the Editor's Desk
Senior Moves to NYC for “Dream Service Industry Job”
Sophia is excited to announce she will finally take the risk and move into her own $3000 one bedroom apartment in Bushwick.
Read MoreMale Student Busted for Busting on Reagan Bust
Reagan has been shot, although this time with a different type of bullet.
Read MoreBluestone Lane is for the Boys
Bluestone Lane and bitches
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