That Could’ve Been Bad: Chapman’s Anti-Transgender Club is Apolitical

We can all breathe a sigh of relief! In a recent statement, an executive of Wokenouns, Chapman University’s fiercely controversial anti-transgender club, has clarified that the group is, in fact, apolitical.

“We’re really just a group of friends who like to hang out,” says club founder Sarah Bakerman, ‘24. “It’s actually a wokeist myth that it’s political to be against transgenderism.” When asked if it’s appropriate to run such a club when young trans people are being targeted by discriminatory legislation, Sarah responded, “Um, uh, yeah, we’re kind of just like a group of friends who like to hang out.” You heard it here first: this club is nothing to worry about!

Bakerman is just one year away from graduating with a B.S. in Political Science and she plans to use her leadership experience in Wokenouns to aid her in a future career in local Orange politics and real estate. Godspeed, Sarah!