I was feeling a little extra prideful upon discovering the existence of lesbians after watching Portrait of a Lady on Fire for the very first time.
Read MoreSummer Internships are Homophobic
shut up. SHUT UP. “I’m so excited to announce…” kys
Read MoreChapman on Merging Queer Studies and Women’s Studies: “Wait, the L in LGBTQ Doesn’t Stand for Ladies?”
L (Ladies) G (Gay boys) B (Bible) T (Tiktok) Q (Qunt) I (Incel) A (Agnostic) + (Whatever you want, baby ;))
Read MoreThat Could’ve Been Bad: Chapman’s Anti-Transgender Club is Apolitical
In a recent statement, an executive of Wokenouns, Chapman University’s fiercely controversial anti-transgender club, has clarified that the group is, in fact, apolitical.
Read MoreBREAKING: FRUIT NEWSPAPER NOT THAT FRUITY?? Cartoonist Speaks Out.
NO GAY BITCHES ON THE KUMQUAT.
Read MoreChapman Youth Groups Undergo Massive Rebrand
Chapman is seeing an increase of slayful Christians strutting their stuff in the streets of the piazza.
Read MoreBreaking Cis-Het White Women: Colonized Slaying
slayyyyyyyyyy
Read MoreAn Ally’s Experience at Pride
no im like so straight, i love gay people or whatever but i fuck bitches like soooo many bitches. i swear
Read MoreWhy I’ll allow myself to be penetrated by a Dodge King
It’s Valentine’s Day and I’m horny as FUCK.
Read MoreWhy is it so cold? And other questions the white writers have been thinking
Where does the wind come from?
Read MoreAn Open Letter to the AF Stairs
First off, your existence is chaos.
Read MoreRomantic Date Spots
Is there anything more romantic than fucking pandemonium?
Read MoreBlack Announcement
The Kumquat’s resident 1.6% back again.
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