Just found out Chapman is nothing like the real world… what the fuck
Read MoreDo Boys Masturbate?: Musings on Male Sexuality
they dont… right? someone please let me know
Read MoreSophomore White Woman Attempts to Speak Spanish on 2am Albertacos Run
Stop making your DD take you to Albertacos
Read MoreOops! Struppa Accidentally Refers to Self as “Principal Doody Head”
Principal Doody-head fr
Read MoreA Message to My POC Panthers
LEAVE. This place is a trap.
Read MoreFrom the Editor's Desk
Snitches get Skwunked.
Read MoreHeartwarming: Chapman Football Star Dates Lame Nerd Chick
Well isn’t that the kind of story that warms your heart, star Panther quarterback Doug Tatum has begun dating some lame nerd chick named Lisa or something fuckin weird like that.
Read MoreChap-Chella: A Festival for the Sad and Poor
the best place to find molly is in the second floor bathroom of smith hall
Read MoreTHOU SEEKETH THY SOUL! AND BREASTS!
HARK!
Read MoreAn Email Template for Missing Class
your professor will never see it coming Xoxo
Read MoreBush Family Mural in Beckman Reportedly “Watching” Middle Eastern Students
The Bush surveillance system locked it’s sights on a woman wearing hijab and became so overwhelmed it caught on fire.
Read MoreBREAKING: Fiji Re-Invents Colonization While Trapped in Cabo
When Phi Gamma Delta and their groupies embarked on their Spring Break Cabo trip, they never imagined the toils in store for them.
Read MoreStruppa Drops and Shatters the Worlds Biggest Diamond
Struppa really dropped the ball! Or should we say “diamond”.
Read MoreNew “Trickle Down” Panther Buck System a Smashing Success
It’s only been two weeks since the brilliant new system–which rewards those with better grades more Panther Bucks and Caf swipes–was put into motion.
Read MoreFrom the Editor's Desk
I’m back bitches.
Read MoreUgly Public Breakup Making it Really Hard to Study For Midterms
On the third floor of Leatherby Libraries, things got messy in an argument between couple Michael Bradley and Lia Jones.
Read MoreOne Maskless Student in Class Also Big Hugger
She’s the only person without a mask in class. She needs to read the room and stop trying to greet us like we live in fucking France all the time. She’s from Ohio, nobody does the double kiss on the cheek thing in Ohio.
Read MorePete the Panther's Rebrand
Chapman asks the hard hitting questions… like what if Pete was a furry?
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