Guys oh my god stop asking me if I’m in Dodge hahahaha!!! I told you before I like WATCHING movies lolzzzz!!!!!
Read MoreAbsolute Chump Actually Bought The Textbook
Imagine buying the textbook (VIRGIN!!!!!)
Read MoreCouple Caught Having Sex Outside Fish Interfaith Center
Number one way to get on Struppa’s hit list: canoodle.
Read MorePizza Press Guilty of “Pulling a Willy Wonka”
Last week, five lucky students were shocked to find golden pepperonis on their custom, thin crust pies, forcing them to compete for the position of CEO of Pizza Press.
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Read More4 Dead 7 Wounded in Canvas video assignment disaster
Unfortunately for Señora Hendriks’ Spanish 102 class, The New York Times recently released an article on how to engage zillennial students in class.
Read MoreSmall Business Spotlight: Pike's Fake Vaccine Cards!!
Look at them, using those Intro to Business notes!
Read MoreEditor's Letter
I heard bad boy editor tottttaallllyy fucks
Read MoreOpen Letter From the Street
A PSA from the Streets: FUCK NON-WALKABLE CITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Read MoreNew "School of Staunch Discipline" Elicits Controversy
“We have a very rigorous, unfun selection of majors (but a smaller selection for women) to choose from.” -Prof. Ebenezer Scrooge
Read MoreFood Left in Fridge Over Interterm Now Alive
Upon reading this, the number of missing students just jumped to 90.
Read MoreOh my god... this feels SO GOOD!!
Thinking about the next time I start coming down with symptoms……
Read MoreWait, Sororities Don't Just Have, like, Little Sign-Up Sheets?
Wait. Pause. There ISN’T a Google Form for this??????????
Read MoreStudent – Not Undercover PSAFE Officer – Looking for Drug Dealer
I am 19. Just a freshman, new to the area, fresh outta Mary Jane.
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