Small Business Spotlight: Pike's Fake Vaccine Cards!!

OMG! Did someone say “Boy-Bosses”?! Let’s hear it for these small town fellas, from Newport Beach, California, who turned nothing into SOMETHING with their dedication to the grind. CEO Tristan Harris sat down with KQ’s resident Business Bitch to tell their uplifting story. “I was sitting on my couch one day after a little too many Bud Light Seltzers,” Harris shared with a chuckle, “when my friend was like ‘I don’t know, I don’t trust what’s in the vaccine’ as he hit his Puff Bar. And I was like, hold on, I’m having a creative vision.” These Bro-trepreneurs got to work. First, they produced fake vaccine cards, but then they expanded the business with a new product– their own vaccine, a concoction of beer, a dash of coke, and those gas station boner pills. Now that clinical trials have shown their vaccine is 100% effective against every disease ever, this Business Bitch is on her way to get her booster at the Pike house next to Arco!