"Omg I'm Not In Dodge Haha everyone Keeps Asking Me That!" Says Girl For The 47th Time This Week

The Kumquat overheard local indie/alt cosplayer Christine MacPherson open her hogger in Beckman Starbucks talking about how everyone tells her that she gives off “dodge vibes.” That she, a boring little Biology major, is constantly mistaken as someone that attends and is enrolled in courses at Dodge College of Film and Media Arts. “No like, I really don’t know what it is!” She said between laughs, “everyone just thinks I’m like some film girlie it’s so funny I love that for me.”

Stomping around campus in her godforsaken. main-character-wardrobe-esential Doc Martens and iced coffee in hand (from Contra because indie, obvi), Christine MacPherson does, however, carry the cloud of intense insecurity that looms over all Dodge students. Good for her!

The Kumquat learned that Christine’s over-compensation goes beyond just being a Dodge girl in theory: “She wrote one short story in her ‘Writing about Comedy’ class freshman year and tells people she has experience dabbling in screenwriting,” a former classmate told us, “Shit wasn’t even funny but no one in Dodge is so that works for her.”