Wanted: New drug dealer. Need ASAP. Preferably BIPOC (no particular reason). Must think ‘Euphoria’ is pussy shit. That you? Hey buddy, I am a huge pothead (he/they) and in the market for some new ganja, and am putting this ad out there to get as many hash-slingers inside Hashing as possible this Saturday. So I can meet all of you, nothing weird. I am 19.
Don’t worry about PSAFE. They are NOT coming. Actually, those PSAFE guys and one girl are really chill once you get to know them, but like I’d never tattletale on you. Or bring a brigade of PSAFE officers to the top of Jim Miller. Is that where you guys do the weed? Sick. Again, I am 19. if you want to be my new dealer please email me at letsdoweed@chapman.edu.
