What would you do if you were better than everybody else? This is a question Geordie MacMalton, freshman, never thought he would confront until earlier this month when he received a letter from the National Society of Prodigious Scholars that graciously extended an offer of membership for a donation as small as $200.
Not only is Geordie now recognized as the undisputed champion of Chapman smarts-wise, his mother is also taking advantage of the prestige. “Who knew that a plain old bumper sticker that says ‘My student is in the NSPS’ would open so many opportunities for me?” says Lottie MacMalton, 67. “Now I’m the CEO of NASA and own 5 banks.”
Being so smart, Geordie MacMalton was able to graduate early with a BA in every major from MacMalton University (formerly Chapman University). World powers are now eagerly awaiting the young academic’s next move after the bombshell announcement last week that Geordie has received an envelope from the National Association of Honors Scholars.
