Chapman is seeing an increase of slayful Christians strutting their stuff in the streets of the piazza. They have been seen around campus listening to Charli XCX, smoking a lot of cigarettes, and wearing ironic baby tees. "We are watching ‘particular’ people from ‘particular’ communities and just copying everything about their life, removing the sin and just adding the best part; basically we're giving God," Junior Beth Anderson said.
Kumquat reporters dig deeper into this need to be yassified children of God. "All I want is people to look at me and think SLAYYY… She is giving Virgin Mary. Is that too much to ask for," Sophomore Carter Samual said.
The Chapman community gives their opinions on this new spin of disguised Christianity. "I don't know who's cool or homophobic anymore," Freshman Sam Johnson said, “I’m so uncomfortable with them not being millennial core and having bad eyebrows.”
The Christian community has set clear boundaries on who can join them and who can't. "I want to be clear I don't support the Lil Nas X lovers that we borrowed these personalities from, it's not my fault they haven't met Jesus yet, but the second they do, we will be besties and slay the house down with a side of boots Houston I’m deceased! Sadly, they're all going to burn in hell.”
