Sandra, we get it you went to the Galapagos, but now let me tell you about my winter break.
Read MoreInterterm Experimental Courses
Yeah, you can actually get credit for these.
Read MoreThat panther? It’s alive.
Everyone stops to stare at the big ass panther hanging off Beckman...you know, for Christmas?
Read MoreWhite student taking language credit swears he’s “Japanese at heart”
What started as a language credit has become an ikigai, or “life’s purpose,” for communications major Dennis Owens.
Read MorePrecious Fucking Lindsey needs to go to Target
Like, really badly.
Read MoreGirl “Really wants to hang out” just “Busy with finals”
“Oh id luv to Carl, but im swamped with finals (water gun emoji, water gun emoji). Maybe another time??”
Read MoreHoliday celebration funded by your tuition
If you ever wondered what anonymous donor is paying for a bunch of fake snow, it’s you.
Read MoreOrange resident “Can’t wait” for Undie Run
Tom Smith is a little too excited for Undie Run.
Read MoreA report on Chapman’s most recent football game
This is all super true, how would you even know? We both know you weren’t there.
Read MoreFrat guy wonders if you could keep it down a bit
Don’t get him wrong, he wants y’all to have a good time tonight, he just would love it if you could use your inside voices.
Read MoreStudent celebrates 92nd birthday waiting for Dodge computer to log on
Chapman student, now alumnus, Brandon Carson enjoyed a small gathering of close friends to celebrate his birthday in MKS 208, while still waiting for his computer to sign on to his student account.
Read MoreA day in the life of Daniele C. Struppa
Freshman Tyler Wilson recently began working as Struppa’s personal assistant. Wilson told The Kumquat what a typical day of working for Struppa entails.
Read MoreRoommates tired of RA-mediated conflicts, would rather fight to the death
When it comes to creative conflict resolution, student Michael Baumgartner may just have everyone else— including his roommate— beat.
Read MoreFreshman realizes her seasonal depression is just regular depression
First year student Jane Waters was so excited to move to California and enjoy year round warm weather after growing up in the Northeast.
Read MoreBusiness student kisses statue of Reagan every day for good luck
Keith Ledger, sophomore Business student, recently revealed to The Kumquat reporters his secret good luck charm.
Read MoreTiffany can’t find her white Jeep Wrangler
When asked for specifics, she said the Jeep “is super cute, has a California license plate, and has a ‘keep calm and just beach it’ sticker on the back bumper”.
Read MoreEnvironmental Science major expelled for using plastic straw
Early Monday morning, Senior environmental science major Alexander Gore was escorted off of Chapman’s campus by Public Safety.
Read MoreAn apology to Dean Jerry Price, and our readers
After Jerry Price tweeted out that he has “No Fenestra tramp stamp”, we took it upon ourselves to find out the truth for our readers, because we fucking care about you guys.
Read MoreBruxie introduces addictive new recipe
Bruxie, the iconic chicken and waffle chain, has seen a surge of demand with Chapman students in recent years, despite an equally steep climb in prices.
Read MoreFreshman Accidentally Calls RA “Mom”
Residence Life released a statement Tuesday morning recounting an incident that took place during orientation.
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