Sandra, we get it you went to the Galapagos, but now let me tell you about my winter break. So first up I got to pick up my brother from school, twice. That’s right, Mom trusted me to drive the minivan. And you might be wondering, did I hook up with my high school ex? Jokes on you, I didn’t even have one.
Just when I thought my break couldn’t get anymore wild, Christmas Eve rolls around. Now usually while my parents are sippin’ on champagne, I, as a minor, have sparkling cider in accordance with the law. Well Mom and Dad threw the law out the window this year by letting me have a glass of champagne with dinner. I was totally still drunk on Christmas.
Also just in case you were wondering, my fish? Dead. My dreams? Almost there. And if you think this break was good, I’m going to North Dakota in the spring with my Dad and Suzanne (I’m not calling you mom!).
