BREAKING: Local frat guy Zeke Walker is wondering if you guys could keep it down.
Don’t get him wrong, he wants y’all to have a good time tonight, he just would love it if you could use your inside voices. In fact, if you guys could, he was wondering that if you don’t need to be outside, could you head inside? It would help keep the noise down.
It’s already been a rough night, he just had to not let in two freshman boys and then act like the most polite motherfucker of all time while they waited for their Uber. He doesn’t want you to also have to wait for your Uber, but if you are, could you wait for it at the end of the block?
Thanks man, really appreciate it. If you guys can’t keep it down, he might have to have a weird awkward intense whisper conversation with another one of the guys from the frat and none of us want that.
