What began as harmless participation and Instagram story viewing led sophomore Vivienne Capes into a nightmare of epic proportions.
Read MoreFemale Student Devastated to Learn the Hooves Guy Calls Everyone “Sweetheart”
block and report @hoovesliquor ……….
Read MoreDodge Unveils Star for Alumni Who’s in “That One Show”
“We are thrilled to unveil a fourth star on our prestigious Walk of Fame for Janet, who plays girl number 3 in the new season of that one show about college kids!”
Read MoreHARROWING: RA gets Insane P*ssy
RA’s get one universal key and think they’re god or something
Read MoreStudent a “Nationally Recognized Scholar,” Says Unsolicited Letter from Credible Organization
Geordie MacMalton answers “What would you do if you were better than everybody else?”
Read MoreCorrect Opinion Piece: Stop Settling for Bruxie
Who really gives a fuck about a New Year’s Resolution?
Read MoreChapman to Phase Out BA in Making Lots of Money
It was recently announced that Argyros School of Business will no longer be enrolling new students for their hugely popular and successful BA in Making Lots of Money.
Read MoreInterterm Is My Year Of Rest And Relaxation
Interterm isn’t real and I’ll tell you why.
Read MoreNew Dance Building Leaves Dodge Kids Needing More Attention
LET’S BURN SANDI SIMON TO THE GROUND! … again
Read MoreSorority Fucked for Recruitment After Token "Funny Girl" Drops
“They made me DEI chair and I genuinely believe it's just because I’m a little bit funny and have a nose ring.”
Read More“Interterm was so fun!” Says Friend Who Took Easy Elective
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. For unemployed, booed-up sophomore Allison Thomas, life has never been better.
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