Kumquat reporter Kummy headed to Palm and N. Cypress street to investigate the brand new, state-of-the-art dance center. However, outside, Kummy reported he saw a “sad group of three.” Why so sad? Kummy put his investigative skills to work. The group was Sally Lopez (PR&AD), Ash Whole (SW), and Lens Cap (Film Prod). When asked about the new dance building, Sally sniffled, “I don’t even care. I’m happy for them. Whatever. All they have going for them is being able to dance.” Ash had a different take on the new building. “Dance isn’t even a real sport. You know what is a real sport? Set.” He whined, stomping his feet. “Dodge rules. Dancers drool. Dodge is number one. DODGE IS NUMBER ONE. DODGE IS-” Lens cut him off, sobbing. “WAHHHH!!! What about me?! Pay. Attention. To. MEEE!!! I’m going to burn this building to the fucking ground.” Kummy fled the scene. He never did make it into the new dance building, but we’ve been told it is really awesome.
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