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Is there anything more romantic than fucking pandemonium?
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The Kumquat’s resident 1.6% back again.
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Oh my god, hey girl! Those boots are so cute!
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Check out these newly offered interterm classes!
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Hey, thanks for reaching out! I’d love to hang out this weekend but I don’t know what that is.
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Lindsay Cain is worried about whether or not her friends will forget about her while she’s abroad, but she has nothing to worry about. They will.
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