Maybe my circadian rhythm is off, maybe it’s because I keep getting wine drunk at noon, or maybe the constant Little Caesars delivery is throwing my hormones askew.
Read MoreFriend Studying Abroad Will Almost Certainly Be Forgotten
Lindsay Cain is worried about whether or not her friends will forget about her while she’s abroad, but she has nothing to worry about. They will.
Read MoreStudent excited to study abroad in white country
Sophomore Ian Isaacs is going to...Ethpaña!
Read MorePike Girl Pees in the Pool at Dayger
On Saturday, Pi Kappa Alpha, also known as “the scary frat,” hosted their Annual Veteran’s Day pool party.
Read MoreBreaking: The Complete Stranger You Hooked Up With Last Night Is Somehow In Two Of Your Classes
Sophomore Connor Hewitt didn’t ask for much. He just wanted to go to a mid-size school. He also just wanted to make out with a girl and then never see her again.
Read MoreWho is George Bush? And why is he so hot?
This guy absolutely fucks. He has salt and pepper hair and lips that yearn to be kissed. He has this dangerous look in his eyes that scream “I sent people to Iraq.”
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