On October 9th, campus will be completely closed down and classes will be cancelled after 4pm, all because of some guy named…George Bush? Never heard of him. I made a quick bing search to learn more about the man powerful enough to shut down THE Chapman University.
But then... it all made sense. This guy absolutely fucks. He has salt and pepper hair and lips that yearn to be kissed. He has this dangerous look in his eyes that scream “I sent people to Iraq”, but a soft twinkle in those same eyes that says “I deregulated capitalism and brought forth the greatest recession since the great depression.” Some say he has a face that begs to be hit with a shoe, but I can’t help thinking his face begs to be sat on. I guess what I’m saying is…George, I’m just a girl standing in front of boy asking him…will you give this a shot? Laura can totally join.
