Sophomore Ian Isaacs is going to...Ethpaña! Spain (for the layman) is the spiciest of the white countries. With small plates, grand architecture, and not-English, Spain is going to give Ian all the vibe-killing stories you get from experiencing another culture in a controlled environment without putting him in front of brown people.
Ian’s not racist, but it took 3 months of therapy to recover from the culture shock after his internship in Santa Ana. This semester abroad will be an exciting foray into a brave new white world (sponsored by the school that brought you Ben Shapiro, then George Bush, then Sarah Huckabee Sanders and also Nixon’s Grandson?)
For the next 6 months, everything will be the same but kinda almost different. Ian will take on a European lover, she’ll be white of course, but white from EIGHT time zones over. He’ll call her Latina repeatedly and will be quite wrong. He’ll try octopus and spit it into his napkin when no one’s looking. It’s sure to be an exciting 6 months (4 months).
