After some meddling little weasel journalists posted some supposedly ‘controversial’ finances online, Chapman chose to re-evaluate its budget, downsizing Struppa’s salary and doubling Dean Price’s PantherBucks (inflation). The new budget now accounts for the seven-figure salary of Dean Baniele Buppa. “Baniele’s the best! He’s such a charmer, and he wears the best hats!” Says Struppa, while clicking “No Tip” on the IPad at Contra. Oddly enough, we didn’t speak to the two together, as Struppa disappeared into another room moments before Buppa’s arrival. “It’s blasphemy. Some Redditors think I’m just Struppa with a different mustache and a fedora” claims Buppa, “but even if I was, where would I buy such silly items?”. According to the Chapman Visa bill, Amazon Prime Same Day Delivery. On an unrelated note, we recently heard that Bisa Barks(NOT Lisa Sparks in a wig) recently launched her 2024 presidential campaign! #GetOuttheVote #PanthersatthePolls
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