So, I just recently found out that this guy I know was talking shit about me. Specifically calling me a “bug eyed bitch he was just using to get on the Kumquat.” Well, guess what, he didn’t get on the Kumquat. He also is a male manipulator hidden behind nail polish and a pearl necklace. And yeah, maybe bullying is wrong or whatever, but sometimes people deserve it. And by people I mean the whitest man alive who appropriates AAVE when he’s literally from Illinois. Like seriously, for 21 years, nobody told you that the sound of your voice is like listening to a baby cry on a plane while “What Does the Fox Say?” by the Glee Cast plays in the background? Nobody told you that your presence in a room is worse than drinking expired chunky milk? At least I can throw expired chunky milk in the trash. I’ve never been more certain that someone deserves (and also has) a small penis. LOSER ALERT! Please, for the sake of the ecosystem, bring back bullying. The men who have never been bullied before NEED to be humbled.
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