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Read MoreSorority Diversity Committee Solves Racism
“We did it”
Read MoreBummer: Positive Covid Test Reportedly Bringing Down Vibes at my Party
After spending a long five months at home with their families, dab pens and the soul-crushing, double-whammy shame that is quarantine hometown Tinder, students are relieved to finally be back in Orange.
Read MoreEvery Frat Guy Should Vote For Biden: Here’s Why
It’s a landmark year for American politics, but as the nation’s disenfranchised fight for their right to be treated as human beings, still others are asking questions like, “Why should I care?”
Read MorePeople Chapman Should Fire
DM us for the full list that runs around 50 pages
Read MoreI Flirted Myself into Several Relationships and I'm Scared to Return to Orange
I literally don’t know how to handle all these “we should hang when you get back” texts from guys I simply never want to hang with.
Read MoreP Safe Wondering if ACAB applies to them
Public safety officer Jerome McGuire just wants to make sure you don’t mean him when you say “ALL cops are bastards.”
Read MoreIMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM AN #ACTIVIST
I just wanted to speak up and share my allyship plan for the coming months.
Read MoreChapman Male Feminist Unsure if Supporting Women or Black People Will Get Him Laid More
He’d put too many hours into his brand as THE Chapman male feminist to just, pivot to a different thing.
Read MoreBREAKING: Tuition to be Completely Refunded
You fucking idiot. You really thought?
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