You fucking idiot. You really thought? You REALLY thought that we were gonna refund tuition?? God, you should see the look on your face right now. We would NEVER refund tuition. Not in a MILLION years would we even THINK about it. And guess what, we spent it already. Yeah, motherfucker, we spent it. We’re making another Dodge. That’s right, Dodge 2. You wanna know why? You’re inquiring about the significance of a SECOND Dodge? Cause we thought it would be fucking sick. And guess what you piece of shit. It is. It is fucking sick. What’d you think we were gonna do with the money? Give it to the fucking communications majors? So they can communication better?? Hey little newsflash for you, nobody gives a FUCK about communication pal. It’s not even a real major. We made it up to sucker some extra chumps out of 75 grand a year and those idiots FELL FOR IT. In summary: fuck you, fuck your money, see everyone in the fall!
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