Congratulations to the happy couple of the Class of 2026 on their recent engagement! Sparks flew in their undeclared O-week group as they instantly connected over sitting next to each other and being 18. “We feel like we’ve known each other for years!” says Max Wheeler, on Day 4 of his and Tyler Fuchs’ relationship. The pair had a lot of ups and downs this past week, an up being finding out they were roommates, and a down finding out they’re distantly related cousins.
The couple’s third roommate, Brian, is less than supportive of this young queer couple, saying “They’ve pushed all our beds together to make a ‘megabed’ for their ‘Honeymoon suite’,” he explained. “I’ve been sleeping on a pleather couch in the study lounge all week. I’m so cold man.” he says, homophobically.
Nevertheless, the couple plans to move forward with their ceremony—officiated by their OL and taking place in the 4th floor Pralle-Sodaro study lounge. Open invite to all panthers except Brian!