I just found out my roommate manifests. She says it works so well she made her ex get into a car accident. She told me to speak in the present and address the powerful Universe’s great life plan for me so… here it goes.
I am going to have a class crush. I am going to have someone to look cute for. I am going to act disinterested and mysterious when they start chatting with me in class. I am going to stalk their Spotify and memorize their liked songs. I am going to go home and find their parents' current occupations (I have LinkedIn Premium.) I am going to secretly put a microphone in their backpack and listen to them breathe. I am going to convert to their religion. I am going to carve their name into every wall in my bedroom. I am going to make them socially isolated so they can turn to me and me only. No friends. No family. Just me, the love of their life.
I know the only reason I am doing this is because my class crush manifested me doing this.
Thank you Universe. Thank you Universe. Thank you Universe.
