Phi Delt Pledge Reflects On The Good Old Days 

As my time in Phi Delt comes to a close, it’s hard for me to find the words to describe how I feel leaving this chapter behind. These gentlemen changed my life for the better, and I am eternally grateful for each and every brother I met along the way. I don’t wanna get too sappy, but after these past 24 hours, my life will never be the same.

Jason, I think that’s your name, I will never forget when you waved to me from across the room at the SSP (Superspreader Party). I don’t know your last name or your major, but that was a nice thing for you to do. It was tender moments like these when I knew my brothers had my back. 

I can’t help but think all the way back to when I entered those doors to that SSP, and I was doused in alcohol by my brothers. God, it feels like forever ago. It just felt so special to be hazed by my bros, and that’s a heartwarming moment I’ll be telling my grandkids about. Love you dudes. 

Phi Delt also gave me incredible leadership opportunities. When some random freshman girl threw up on the couch, an active assigned me to be head of clean up duty. I got to spray the OxiClean and everything. Thanks Allen. 

We may be suspended from campus, but we’ll never be suspended from my heart. I am so grateful for the good times with my brothers and have come out this experience a new man. Thank you guys for the memories. Unrelated but uh, am I banned from other frats too or could I, like, rush again next year??