Pretend I was interested in a business major
Start saying “Hey girlie!” unironically to people in my sorority
Tell my mom that I did Acid over winter break
Give up Women’s History Month
Read a film production’s major horror spec script
Suck that film production major’s dick while I give him notes on his horror spec script
Follow back one of the Adelphos meme pages
Flash my Nutrition for Life breakout room
Have a conversation for more than 5 minutes with a Dance Major
Run into the guy I lost my virginity to in public
And then have him not recognize me for a second
And then I was like, Remember me? From spring semester freshman year?
And then he was just like, oh.
Become a LEAD Minor
