Hey. Hey, Mom. Mama. My beautiful madre. Mommy!!! Come on, it’s time! It’s finally golden hour. I just spent 2 ½ excruciating hours getting ready in my room. We’re going to the backyard. We HAVE to take another hot and irresistible, but casual and effortless, picture for my Instagram. I don’t care that you’re almost done with your puzzle- this is urgent. Trevor from English has to see I dyed my hair. The crock pot can wait! My drying eggs CAN’T. Likes from my quarantine crushes are my only source of happiness at this point, and I need to get all 14 this time.
No! I cannot do another “pre-social distancing” or “take me back” post. Okay, thank you. Can you, like, squat down? Is this lighting good? Wait, my brown eyes in the sun… get closer. Lemme see. Perfect. This could be the one. Yeah, I’m thinking of captioning it something like “in need of a quarantini” or “me before my Zoom class lol.” Maybe even “broke out the jeans, how crazy” or “went to my backyard today.” MOM. Mama. My beautiful madre. Mommy!!! Now portrait mode.
