Kaylee Jones is having a difficult time back home in San Jose after being stripped from her title of Pralle Resident Advisor. “I have to share a bathroom with my brother again,” Jones said. “He refused to complete a Suitemate Agreement. I tried to have a mediation about his reckless whizzing and massive stinky doodoos, but he just slammed his door and blasted G-Eazy. Even AFTER 10pm.” But Thursday, the stakes rose after an incident with Jones’s mother. “I was in my room when I heard it… The Clink. I rushed out clutching my Clipboard and G-2 Pilot Pen and caught her with an open bottle of Merlot. Before I knew it, I was asking for her ID & reciting Residence Life’s alcohol policy. I almost called P-Safe.” This past weekend, tensions were at their highest after Jones witnessed a fight between her parents.“I decided to plan a program, gather supplies, and plaster Canva posters all over the house to try to help. ‘Divorce and Donuts’ did not go over well. My brother did take like 25 donut holes to hoard in his room, but he didn’t sign in or stay for my presentation.”
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