On a class trip to see the Boston Dynamics Robots in Keck, Fifth Year Student Oba Oliberg was unfortunately bitten. “I swear he never does anything like this,” claims the Dean of Mad Science, Dr. Salaazar Bloodhorne, with a robot dog on his lap, “he’s usually such a good boy. Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? You're a good boy! Yes you are! You are!”. We got an exclusive interview with the bitten student, “It’s got that weird claw for a head and it just reached out and ripped a chunk out of my leg. A few hours later I noticed my skin was turning chrome, it’s fucking weird man.” Incidentally, there have been reports of a large humanoid robot with a claw for a head leaving a trail of battery acid through the corridors of Lastinger. At the crack of midnight, some say they heard a bloodcurdling howl that sounded like, “00101100100010010”.
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