I study every Sunday morning bright and early.
I’ve never slept on my bathroom floor. I’m always getting good rest in my own bed.
I get asked on so many dates and they’re all at Bruxie, a high end delicious restaurant that I love.
I say no to all the strangers who offer me drugs.
My roommate is wonderful and there are never rogue pubes in the shower.
I’m in great health. Nobody I know has had a mysterious illness for two weeks,
The food options on campus are great. I’m eating well. Full of nutrients.
Yes, I definitely will meet a life partner in college and know my career path.
I love everything. Everything is great!
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