After being a part of what was dubbed “one of the funnier nutrition science classes I’ve ever taught” by her professor last semester, junior Audrey Woodward plans to take her brand of zoom humor to campus. “I’m basically going to be saying everything I would have said in the zoom chat out loud in the middle of the lecture,” said Audrey to Kumquat Reporters. “I don’t see anything wrong with that, if a philosopher looks like Jack Harlow, I’m gonna say he looks like Jack Harlow. I won’t be silenced.” Both ambitious and needlessly hostile to reporters, it’s clear Jackie is steadfast in her commitment to the bit. “We stan wearing sweatpants to class” reads a notecard she’s prepped with various quips, despite the fact that she plans to not wear sweatpants to class. As far as the question of private messages, Audrey isn’t one to let her love for zoom comedy get ahead of her manners. “I’ll just say it out loud to the person. Whispering is rude”.
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