I’m vaxxed. COVID is gone (duh.) Now, i NEEEED to lick some stuff. Here’s a list of all the stuff my tongue is gonna touch this O - week:
The front door knob of the FIJI Batavia house
The back door knob of ur mom’s house ;)
The bust of Abraham Lincoln (sexxxy)
The floor of the Hashinger basement (lots of texture, delicious)
My sociology professor’s butt
The glass food protector thing at Qdoba
The globe fountain (just perfect for licking)
Each and every individual stair of the AF spiral staircase, to lube it up so people slip and fall and i can watch haha
Ur balls (jk ew that’s gross)
*** Note: We have just been informed that this writer’s licking of several objects and people around campus may have a possible link to the creation of a new strain of the virus. The CDC is calling it the O - variant. Be careful out there, wear your masks, and don’t touch anything that smells like garlic because she probably licked it. ***
