For a guy whose whole persona is about being old but cool, he’s put A LOT of people in prison for stuff Hunter Biden has probably done.
Biden reminds me of the random old men in the circle who will come up and start a completely one sided conversation with me that I absolutely did not ask for.
Before Joe, I never thought about how my hair might smell when sniffed without my consent.
Uses the aviator sunglasses to hide how he is probably staring at people’s boobs.
I’m sorry, can we go back to joke number one? Like 1994 Crime Bill anyone? Girlie literally wrote it.
Build Back Better is actually the worst campaign slogan I have ever heard and I want to punch whatever fucker remembered alliteration from their 9th grade English class.
Biden would be super nice to my face if he met me and then would turn to my white, male friend and call me “exotic” behind my back.
Senator from Delaware? We forgot Delaware was a state. Where is Delaware?
Joe didn’t think gay people should be allowed to get married for like a LONG time and then reversed his stance in 2012 so he could get a Lady Gaga endorsement and a thumbs up photo op at Stonewall.
My Middle Eastern parents never knew they needed the security of having all of their behavior monitored until Biden enthusiastically endorsed the Patriot Act. Thank you, Joe, for giving us this peace of mind <3
Smh, unlike some politicians of our time, Joe Biden definitely knows how to work across the aisle. Great example is when he voted for the Iraq war. Also The 1994 Crime Bill.
