This semester I made it my goal to become besties with my older, leftist, long hair, and bisexual professor. He seems like he would give me super good TV recommendations, like Game of Thrones or something that I’m too young to truly appreciate. Oh my gosh I was so excited! Until I got a little too close….. He started eating my sliced apples off my desk and giving me a little wink. Everyday I walk him to his car and he tells me about how his partner (wife) divorced him after he got a DUI. But lately he’s become so demanding as a friend…. it’s all me me me, not ‘let's talk about our friendship and the longevity of it’. And then yesterday I saw him hanging out with ANOTHER one of my classmates. She looked like she was asking him for a recommendation, but I’M THE ONE, not you slut. Whatever, I’m not walking him to his car. Please I need this, all my friends have a special professor friend, and I thought he was going to be mine.
UPDATE: did not get an A+, bigggg fall out.
