“It really blows. Things that have been passed through my family for generations, our timeshare in Santa Barbara, my grandmother’s wedding ring, our secret family flan recipe, that I wanted to pass on to my own children… they all belong to Dr. Bradleys now.” Students in Contract Law 203 were shocked to find that the syllabus they all haphazardly agreed to at the beginning of the semester contained a devastating secret. Professor Nathan Bradleys had tricked his students into signing away all their worldly possessions. “I wanted to teach the students a lesson about contracts: always read the fine print! It’s obviously been an important one,” Dr. Bradleys explains, “So I took control of their estates. Big deal. That’s the mellow part, clearly nobody bothered to read section B4 where it says, ``On their wedding nights, I get to consummate all of their marriages.”
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