Please check if you meet any of the following requirements:
I am hot
But not unattainably hot
Haven’t been to a frat party since March 2020
Funny, but def not funnier than you, babe
Super into organic foods (but like not vegetables)
Kind Eyes
Will always support your decisions, even buying chocolate hummus
Like, a biiiig Hawaiian shirt guy
I look like I listen to TV Girl
Oh, you go to Chapman? How do you like it?
Do you need a bag for this honey goat cheese?
You are so sexy for choosing this chicken tikka masala
You’re the only customer I talk to
I think about you when I’m ringing her up
I will literally open mouth kiss you right now
