Spent $105 on Urth Cafe matcha lattes
Took my mask off to suck a film production major’s dick during Tenet.
Told my Women’s Studies breakout group I was bisexual so they would like me more (I’m not)
Smoked a cigarette with a group of six guys who refer to each other as “homies.”
Got COVID-19 from the film production major’s dick.
Snorted cocaine off of Stephen Galloway’s ass.
Jk that one was just a dream lol.
Got a stick and poke of my grandma's name on my ribcage even though she’s a little bit racist. I just didn’t know what else to get.
Bought 55 coat hangers after Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed into the Supreme Court
Did the walk of shame November 1 in a space cowgirl costume on the Chapman Shuttle
And the only reason I know he is a film production major is because he has it in his Instagram bio?? That’s literally so embarrassing.
